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It was film festival time, and Donnie
was determined to at least appear busy

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while he waited for his date, or rather
his mark, to arrive.

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Donnie Blitzer sipped his cosmopolitan
and began making conspicuous,

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calls from his cell phone.

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Someday, Donnie would be powerful and
important.

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a powerful and important movie producer.
He knew it from the time he was 18

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years old, for it was at that curiously
belated age that the delicate and

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frequently bullied Danny Blitzer finally
experienced a spiritual growth.

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Unfortunately, his manhood did not.

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Tony's ludicrously lilliputian tool was
an embarrassment, but it served as a

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catalyst for his burgeoning drive and
ambition.

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In other words, The secret of Donnie's
impending success was a small one.

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Four inches, to be precise.

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Actually, make that three and a half.

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Ah, too cheap.

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Oh, way too cheap.

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Okay, baby, hang on.

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Morning.

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Morning.

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You know, I never thought I'd be saying
this, but I have read all your books.

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I am your proverbial biggest fan.

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Really? Oh, yeah.

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Yes! Yes!

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Oh, I can't believe it. Yeah.

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I'm having trouble grasping it myself.

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Oh.

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Sorry, I thought it was okay, right?

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Frankly, I've been vaccinated slower.

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What?

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Oh.

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Hi.

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What'd you say your last name was?

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Uh, Garrus. G -A -R -U -S.

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Oh, right.

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Garrus.

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Oh, geez. Will you look at the time?

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, before I go, I was just wondering,
do you think maybe you could sign my

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book for me?

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You know, I don't really do that
anymore.

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Oh, no, I know that. I was just thinking
that since we just... Sorry.

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No trophies.

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We're not here.

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Leave a message.

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Pick up, it's Lionel.

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I know you're there. You're getting
ready for your date with the mystery

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Probably putting on makeup.

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Understated, of course. Touch of color.

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So we'll know you're not sapphic.

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You've probably got everything in your
wardrobe out. Trying to choose between

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the gapped khakis and the raw silk
sweater, or the regular gal blue jeans

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the classic white t -shirt.

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It's my bet that you've settled on the
short clad skirt that you erroneously

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think makes your ass look smaller.

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the black bugger me boots, and
incongruously paired it with a chiffon

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-through man -eater black blouse.

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Fuck off.

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Aha!

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Literary bon mots from the writer.

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Oh, yeah, I'd love to cut you to the
quick, but I've got to quickly cut my

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toenails if I'm going to sport these
bugger me boots.

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Are you wearing them?

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Why? Are they ridiculous?

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Well, not necessarily.

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Is the skirt too short?

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Do you think it makes me look unseemly?
Not since Danny Blair have I heard this

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diminutive quaver in your little voice.

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Is this girl ridiculous or what?

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Well, Jack, you really don't have time
to fret about it.

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Oh, shit.

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All right.

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I'll see you tonight, okay? Unless he's
gorgeous.

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No.

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Who the hell are you?

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Are you turning left, sweetheart?

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Are you?

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Sally!

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Moron.

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Come on.

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Oh, great.

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Rain. Perfect.

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Okay, Belle, anytime you're ready. Come
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Oh, you fucking fuck fuck.

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The meeting's so nice, I showered twice.

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I must look ridiculous.

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I'm sorry I'm late.

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Pod, I need a smoke.

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Oh, perfect.

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Thanks. Now, you know I don't always
look like Gene Kelly after the 30

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take. I promise you I looked nearly
respectable, what, 30 seconds ago.

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What can I get you?

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I'm going to have a low -fat latte and a
blow -dryer, please.

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Huh?

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I'll just have the low -fat latte,
thanks.

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Nice girl. I like the way she kind of
cracks her head like a chicken when

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trying to comprehend something.

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It is great to finally meet the only
decent writer in my group. I have to

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your trenchant words fortified me,
helped me soldier on when I had to wade

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through the muck of the other
submissions.

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You know you kind of resemble the
description of your protagonist, which

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me to believe that your novel is
autobiographical, except for the part

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about the two sisters seducing you.
Well, I don't know. I just don't buy it.

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mean, that little threesome had to be
pure fantasy.

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I'm sorry, but I have no idea who you
are.

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What?

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Aren't you Patrick?

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No, I'm Svee.

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Svee? Svee.

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And you are?

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Well,

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I'm flabbergasted.

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So, tell me, Svee, did you get dropped
in a fjord when you were younger?

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Something did not occur to you that I
was supposed to be meeting somebody?

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Yes, I just wanted to see what you were
going to say next. Oh, well, that's just

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PC. I guess he couldn't wait, which is
just as well that he didn't think this

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way.

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I don't know. I think you look kind of
cute. I mean, in a wet hamster sort of

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way.

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You know, sweetie, this brings to mind a
quote.

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I love children, especially when they
cry, for then somebody takes them away.

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Oscar, why?

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Nancy Medford, no way to talk to a man
whose trenchant words fortified you.

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Patrick Francis McKeating.

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It's a pleasure to make your
acquaintance.

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Careful, you're doing that cocking your
head like a chicken thing.

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This is obviously a very elaborate joke
cooked up by Lionel. But he hired you to

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take the correspondence course, and he
coached you on all the snappy emails,

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the bastard actually goes to the trouble
of penning an entire... Oh, no. Okay.

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Two -thirds of a novel, just to have a
laugh at my expense. Oh, ho, ho, ho. The

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remaining third. You know what? Tell
Lionel the joke's over.

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Look, if you're talking about Lionel
Heathcote, I've read him, but I've never

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met him. Uh -huh.

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Just take this, please.

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Please.

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Whoa, what have you got in there? Oh,
just give me the manuscript, sonny. Oh,

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I've got to know what that thing is.

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Hey, hey, hey, oh, some people, kids,
Jesus. Some kind of installation art?

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Yeah, ha, ha, ha. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh.

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Oh? Oh, give me that thing.

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Okay. All right.

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Well, are you going to read the rest of
my book or what?

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Sure, whatever.

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Why is it so hard to believe that I
wrote it?

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Oh, let's see. Because you're 12?

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I'm 20. Oh, yeah, same thing. Just
taller.

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Okay, fine. All right.

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Assuming that Lionel wrote it, how would
you say it stacks up against his other

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stuff? It's very different, of course,
but it would have to be in order to fool

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me, wouldn't it? I mean, you know,
Lionel's work has always reminded me

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Very well -made pie crust.

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White and cold and elegantly
constructed. But, oh, this time, there's

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Finally. Oh, yeah, what kind? Berries?
Apples? No, you know, it's more like

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snake and kidney. There's definitely
blood involved. You know, I'll tell you,

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Lionel's book, There's Never Any Sex and
Laughs Are Very Dry.

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I've always admired and respected his
books, but this time I actually enjoyed

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it. There was a vitality there.

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Oh, you just made my decade.

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Yeah, right.

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Well... Hey, how's your latest tome
coming along?

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It's great.

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I may even finish it today.

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Huh. Oh, really?

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Well, I guess you'll be going then.

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See you.

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Hello? Kitchen.

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Not pot roast again.

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Close.

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Yogurt -marinated breast of three -range
capon with a papaya reduction, grilled

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peppers, and a mango coulis. That's very
ambitious.

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Very low -fat.

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A splash of 94 Pinot Auxerrois. Mmm,
lovely.

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Was the everything you imagined an
anthem?

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Was the man equal to the scribe? Oh,
yes, he was very charming. And you know,

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after the meeting, he doubled me in his
banana seat to Chuck E. Cheese, where we

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spent several glorious hours together
frolicking in the ballroom.

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What?

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Oh, don't be coy, you snake.

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And don't think I won't get back to you,
because, oh, I will.

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Although, you know, Lionel, I have to
give you credit, sweetie.

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The book is really funny and smart.

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Yes.

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Oh, please. The lad must have reported
back to you by now. I'm so on to you,

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baby.

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I'm taking it the date with the mystery
man didn't go well.

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Oh, come on, Lionel. Have I not been
humiliated enough for one year?

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Jack, why should I want to humiliate
you?

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I mean, have I not gone to great lengths
to save you from embarrassment?

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Yeah.

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So?

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So the guy is 20, okay?

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The allegedly erudite writer, this
strong, insightful, provocative man that

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have been corresponding with and
fantasizing about for months is barely

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short pants.

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No. Yes.

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So I'm still your lover? Yeah, just for
a little while longer, okay?

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My pleasure.

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Twenty.

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That's ridiculous.

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How's the book, Jack?

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Good. Very good.

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What are you reading at the pen dinner?

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It'll be there.

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What is this?

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Roasted grape leaf wrapped figs with a
ricotta and tomato relish center.

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All right, you can spit it out.

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Danny? Oh, my God. The streets were
jammed. This hotel was besieged by

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of fans, all hoping to catch a glimpse
of superstar Lupe Martinez, who was in

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town and taking it all off for her
latest film. Let's check it out. Oh,

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I play an exotic dancer who has to go on
the run after witnessing a gangland

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murder.

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But in my next film, I play a doctor,
one of those doctors you know without

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borders.

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She goes to Africa and falls in love
with this African man.

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Does everything she can to save his
family.

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Now, if that story sounds familiar to
you, you're absolutely right. Because

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Martinez is in negotiations to star in
the big screen version of Jackie York's

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blockbuster novel, Uninvited Stranger.
Local filmmaker Danny Blair will be at

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the helm.

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Danny, what?

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Okay, okay.

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Donnie Blitzer kicked off his thick
-soled shoes and showed... No, no, no,

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no! Hang on!

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Donnie Blitzer shed his leather
motorcycle jacket behind all the

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who were wearing and plopped it down on
the sofa and scooped up two

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novels. Both were written by women,
single women, over the age of 35, and

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would... grateful yield to Donnie's
entirely self -imagined charm.

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Ah!

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Too obvious.

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Donnie blistered and flopped down on the
sofa.

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He scooped up a spoon, no a banana, no a
screwdriver, and stabbed himself in the

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eye.

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You have a new message.

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Yeah. Bizarre.

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Patrick loved the ending. Call me to
discuss.

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Hello? So, you don't think the ending's
too schmaltzy?

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That was fast.

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Yeah, well, uh, it's not like, uh, I've
been sitting here on the computer

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waiting forever.

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So? I liked it. I liked it a lot.

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Really? I think you were very brave to
go with a happy ending.

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Really? Yeah, I mean, you know, that's
just not done these days. I mean,

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is supposed to waste away in a cave.

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Or, uh, perish in a blinding fairy's
notes wall.

244
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:21,060
Huh. Great.

245
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:25,960
Now you tell me. You know, there is a
few things, though. Like, when Randall

246
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,820
happens to run into Jane, that seems a
bit convenient.

247
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,900
Yeah, yeah, I know. I was going to ask
you about that.

248
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:37,180
So, listen, maybe we could discuss this
over a drink or something.

249
00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:38,540
No.

250
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,040
We want to talk about the ending.

251
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:41,680
Amongst other things?

252
00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:44,140
Uh -huh, like who my agent is and how to
go about getting published.

253
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,380
I was thinking general conversation.

254
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,320
Oh, is that right? Yeah, I mean...

255
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:54,480
We've known each other, in a way, for a
month. I thought maybe we could be

256
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,880
friends. Friends?

257
00:18:56,340 --> 00:19:01,920
Pals, buddies, people attached to one
another by mutual theme or affection.

258
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:03,440
Ah, yes.

259
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,860
Give me the avowed, erect, and manly
foe.

260
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:10,180
Firmly I can meet, perhaps return the
blow.

261
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,800
But of all the plagues, good heavens, I
wrath and send.

262
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,780
Save me, oh, save me from the candid
friend.

263
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,180
Yeah, that's about someone...

264
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:23,580
being insultingly candid, which I
wasn't.

265
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:31,780
And, uh, besides, whatever happened to,
uh, to a friend,

266
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:38,900
and, you know, the old, uh, the old, uh,
thing, friend being the

267
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:41,740
masterpiece of nature.

268
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:46,420
Emerson, you're very, very good at this.

269
00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:52,250
But more his friend. He hurts me most
who lavishly commends.

270
00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:53,610
Okay, you win.

271
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,570
You win a dinner cooked by me.

272
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,590
I'll forget he's an aptitude.

273
00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:00,350
I was thinking something more casual.

274
00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:02,050
Come to my place tomorrow.

275
00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:05,210
Six o 'clock, let's say, corner of
Barkley and 2nd.

276
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,290
Congratulations.

277
00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:17,270
Don't say I never gave you nothing.

278
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:18,779
You finished it?

279
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:19,840
No, it's not mine.

280
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,040
Oh, damn.

281
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,560
How's it going? It's good. It's almost
finished.

282
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,760
When can I see something? I'm just
polishing.

283
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,140
I can't afford another disaster. Oh,
will you relax? Great.

284
00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:30,940
So what is it?

285
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:36,120
It is a novel by Patrick Francis
McKeating. He's one of my creative

286
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,120
correspondents.

287
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,200
I'm mad.

288
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,660
Yeah, you know, it's 20.

289
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,120
20?

290
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,320
I know, it's hard to believe, but
Suzanne...

291
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,300
He is eerily talented.

292
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,940
Ooh, someone's excited.

293
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,700
Fine, I'll start it tonight.

294
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,900
You know, just one thing.

295
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:59,040
If you do decide to rep him, you just
can't tell anyone that I gave it to you,

296
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,820
you know? Just say he sent it
unsolicited.

297
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Why is that?

298
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,640
Because I can't be seen to be boosting
the career of another young man.

299
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:08,920
Oh, I see.

300
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:12,220
I take it you heard about Lupe Martinez?

301
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:13,820
It is ridiculous.

302
00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:18,350
The character that I wrote is playing in
Pushing 40 and A Brilliant Surgeon.

303
00:21:18,470 --> 00:21:20,690
Somehow I can't picture Lupe with a
scalpel.

304
00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:22,770
Although I'm sure she's been under a
few.

305
00:21:24,170 --> 00:21:27,090
You know, I hate to say it, but if you'd
let me handle it, you wouldn't be

306
00:21:27,090 --> 00:21:29,630
hurting in the box department right now.
Oh, that's good rubbing in.

307
00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:33,170
All I'm saying is from now on, please
take my advice.

308
00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:38,230
Oh, you know, that reminds me. Did you
tell those TV people not to utter the

309
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,410
name Danny Blair? Danny Blair for the
tenth time, yes.

310
00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:42,309
Oh, God.

311
00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:43,550
Suzanne, do I have to do it?

312
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:49,340
No, but it's good publicity, a little
cash, and my advice is to do it.

313
00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:12,280
I'm looking for Patrick McKee.

314
00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:22,700
Thanks. Hey, don't I know you?

315
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,020
No. Man, you look really familiar.

316
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,960
I don't think so.

317
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,180
Probably just the drugs.

318
00:22:41,540 --> 00:22:42,960
Hi. Hi.

319
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,200
Come on in.

320
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,820
Great, thanks. Just make yourself at
home.

321
00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:49,820
Wow.

322
00:22:52,010 --> 00:22:54,870
I, uh, brought some cannoli. Oh, great.

323
00:22:55,110 --> 00:22:57,130
I, uh, thought you were bringing
dessert.

324
00:22:58,030 --> 00:23:00,510
Yeah, the, uh, cannoli you keep there.

325
00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:04,890
Oh, right. It just sounds vaguely pasta
-like.

326
00:23:05,690 --> 00:23:07,290
What the hell is this?

327
00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:12,310
Uh, peas, I think, or corn nibblets. I
don't know. They came with the place.

328
00:23:14,410 --> 00:23:16,490
Green Giant meets the Franklin
Expedition?

329
00:23:17,170 --> 00:23:18,170
Yeah.

330
00:23:18,410 --> 00:23:19,990
Yep. That's a good one.

331
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,880
Would you like something to drink before
you rifle through my belongings?

332
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,980
Sure, what have you got?

333
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,700
Chocolate milk? Kool -Aid? Freshy?

334
00:23:41,860 --> 00:23:42,900
Maalox? Geritol?

335
00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:44,140
Sanka?

336
00:23:44,580 --> 00:23:45,720
I'll have a glass of wine.

337
00:24:11,310 --> 00:24:12,310
Oh, my God.

338
00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:14,190
Is this a theremin?

339
00:24:14,790 --> 00:24:18,850
Wow, you're the first person who's known
what that was. I mean, we can play it

340
00:24:18,850 --> 00:24:20,170
after dinner if you like.

341
00:24:21,190 --> 00:24:22,410
Grab that. There we are.

342
00:24:23,390 --> 00:24:24,390
Okay.

343
00:24:25,070 --> 00:24:26,370
Ritz crackers and cheese.

344
00:24:27,190 --> 00:24:28,190
Great.

345
00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:30,170
Cheers. I am.

346
00:24:33,910 --> 00:24:35,310
Oh, it's a very good month.

347
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,160
You have a lot of music.

348
00:24:42,740 --> 00:24:44,320
Yeah, I love music. Mm -hmm.

349
00:24:45,780 --> 00:24:47,600
Gob? Gob is music.

350
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Really? No.

351
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,880
It's ready.

352
00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:55,980
Hey,

353
00:24:57,860 --> 00:24:58,860
here we go.

354
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:04,140
Oh, yeah, don't worry. If you find a fly
in your dinner, you don't have to eat

355
00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:08,700
it. Oh, that's reassuring. I mean, you
don't have to eat the fly. You still

356
00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:09,700
to eat the dinner.

357
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,380
I'll just put that over there.

358
00:25:13,740 --> 00:25:18,820
Okay. All right. Maybe a couple more.
No, no, no. Just one more. That's good.

359
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:24,180
Actually, this is the way I do it, so I
think that about does it.

360
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,200
Okay.

361
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:27,880
And the sauce.

362
00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:33,860
This is the good. Do you like fettuccine
alfredo? I do, but, you know, it's pure

363
00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:36,480
fat. Yeah, but that's the good part.

364
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:37,800
I know. You know what?

365
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,310
Honest. You know, I'm not going to get
through half of this. Just have as much

366
00:25:41,310 --> 00:25:42,310
as you like.

367
00:25:42,390 --> 00:25:43,470
Okay? Okay.

368
00:25:43,770 --> 00:25:44,990
There's more sauce on the stove.

369
00:25:46,210 --> 00:25:47,210
Mmm.

370
00:25:47,470 --> 00:25:48,470
Mmm.

371
00:25:49,370 --> 00:25:50,370
Dig in.

372
00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:53,130
Mmm.

373
00:25:53,690 --> 00:25:54,690
Delish.

374
00:25:54,950 --> 00:25:58,130
Want some bread to get the rest of that
sauce?

375
00:25:58,430 --> 00:25:59,790
Oh, that's very funny.

376
00:26:00,710 --> 00:26:02,090
More of the sauce in your cup.

377
00:26:02,550 --> 00:26:03,690
I haven't really touched that.

378
00:26:03,910 --> 00:26:05,510
Well, you know, there is a good reason
for that.

379
00:26:06,730 --> 00:26:08,110
I guess it's not very good.

380
00:26:09,030 --> 00:26:10,230
I'd only say you're safe.

381
00:26:11,090 --> 00:26:12,630
As long as it's over ten bucks.

382
00:26:13,650 --> 00:26:16,790
For a regular bottle, maybe. I don't
think for that hillbilly jug you slept

383
00:26:19,390 --> 00:26:21,450
Um, I got some Bushmills.

384
00:26:21,910 --> 00:26:22,910
You want some Bushmills?

385
00:26:23,670 --> 00:26:24,669
I don't know.

386
00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:25,670
What's a Bushmill?

387
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:21,430
Oh, that's good. That's good.

388
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:50,710
God is music.

389
00:27:51,910 --> 00:27:54,850
God is music.

390
00:27:55,170 --> 00:27:59,430
You wrote it on my... Well,

391
00:28:00,550 --> 00:28:03,210
I'm going to go home now.

392
00:28:03,430 --> 00:28:05,830
What are you talking about? It's the
middle of the night. Yeah, I know, but I

393
00:28:05,830 --> 00:28:06,830
think I should just go.

394
00:28:07,450 --> 00:28:08,910
Wait, no, Patrick, don't look me up!

395
00:28:10,030 --> 00:28:11,510
Patrick, what are you doing?

396
00:28:11,810 --> 00:28:15,390
Jesus, have another cannoli. Boy, you've
got a lot of nerve.

397
00:28:16,370 --> 00:28:17,370
Oh, many things.

398
00:28:18,550 --> 00:28:20,010
Little is not one of them.

399
00:28:21,850 --> 00:28:22,850
Oh, yeah.

400
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,080
Toledo, huh?

401
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,160
That's the best sex I ever had.

402
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,100
Before I let that go to my head, exactly
how many lovers have you had?

403
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,580
Including the nuns?

404
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:23,360
Two. And you?

405
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:25,960
More than two.

406
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,940
I gotta go. I got people coming. Oh,
stop whining. I gotta go. I gotta go.

407
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,260
And so you've had thousands of lovers.

408
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,720
Don't give a shit.

409
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,840
I'm still gonna kiss you where you've
never, ever been.

410
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,100
Oh, this is bad.

411
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:52,720
Well, show me good. No, I mean it's bad,
like ridiculous, you know, absurd.

412
00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:54,100
Why?

413
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:58,040
Because you're 20, and I'm not 20.

414
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:05,940
You know, there are a lot of advantages
to dating a younger man. Uh -huh, such

415
00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:06,940
as?

416
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,180
Well...

417
00:30:11,370 --> 00:30:12,430
Oh, Jesus, already?

418
00:30:12,790 --> 00:30:13,790
Yeah.

419
00:30:16,890 --> 00:30:21,450
Yeah, well, I'm, uh... I'm beginning to
see your point.

420
00:31:14,510 --> 00:31:18,570
My name's Andrea. I'm Jackie. Jackie, I
know, I know. And this is Roman, our

421
00:31:18,570 --> 00:31:19,990
cameraman. I'm a big fan.

422
00:31:20,530 --> 00:31:21,530
Oh, hey, thanks.

423
00:31:22,210 --> 00:31:24,170
So, uh, you guys want some coffee?

424
00:31:24,390 --> 00:31:25,390
I know I do.

425
00:31:26,230 --> 00:31:29,090
You guys get in your own dirt, don't
you? Yes, we do.

426
00:31:31,030 --> 00:31:34,090
Oh, so, uh, where would you like to do
the interview?

427
00:31:34,330 --> 00:31:37,390
Oh, now, it's not just an interview.
You've seen the show.

428
00:31:37,990 --> 00:31:40,730
The, with the, you know, actually,
what's it called again?

429
00:31:41,350 --> 00:31:42,890
It's called A Day in the Life.

430
00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:46,620
Right. We've been trying to get you for
four years now.

431
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,420
Really? You know, I don't watch much TV.

432
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:52,020
Really?

433
00:31:52,340 --> 00:31:57,540
Well, what we try to do is we try to
paint a textured video portrait of our

434
00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:01,300
subject. You know, we follow you around
and we see all the interesting things

435
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:06,980
you do with your friends at work, at
play. You know, we just hone in and

436
00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:08,300
try to get to know you.

437
00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:11,480
Just reveal a typical day in the life of
Jackie York.

438
00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:24,180
Sounds interesting.

439
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:25,900
I think so.

440
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:34,580
Well, listen, we've scheduled three half
days, if that's all right with you. Oh,

441
00:32:34,580 --> 00:32:40,360
sure. And we would love it if we could
get you and Lionel Heathcote together,

442
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,780
that's okay. Okay, we're rolling.

443
00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:46,180
Okay, well, why don't we start over here
by the lovely piano?

444
00:32:46,820 --> 00:32:47,820
Do you play?

445
00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:54,240
Oh, you know, I dabble a little Chopin,
Schubert, Bach on occasion.

446
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,020
Well, could you play something for us?

447
00:32:58,260 --> 00:32:59,640
Oh, no way.

448
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:05,040
I refuse to recklessly exhibit my
deficiencies on national television.

449
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,400
Oh, come on.

450
00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:09,480
Really, Andrea, I dare not.

451
00:33:12,270 --> 00:33:14,570
We talk about something you are good at,
writing.

452
00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:20,150
Why don't you tell us about that new
project you're working on? It's been a

453
00:33:20,150 --> 00:33:21,310
while since you put out a book.

454
00:33:23,850 --> 00:33:24,850
Yeah.

455
00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:29,230
You know what? Wait, wait. Hang on.

456
00:33:29,510 --> 00:33:32,210
Do you think that we could do the...

457
00:33:33,530 --> 00:33:37,450
The talking part on another day. I'm
feeling a little tired, actually.

458
00:33:37,770 --> 00:33:43,150
Okay. Sure, we can do the lifestyle
stuff now, get that out of the way, and

459
00:33:43,150 --> 00:33:45,430
the interview on the last day. That's
perfect.

460
00:33:45,630 --> 00:33:49,050
Very natural, very natural. Maybe snip
an herb or two.

461
00:33:49,650 --> 00:33:50,950
Cut the flower, yeah.

462
00:34:03,260 --> 00:34:04,800
Show us your favorite one.

463
00:34:05,980 --> 00:34:07,880
I'm just not those.

464
00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:11,659
Just all the star lilies. Can we just do
a big star?

465
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,460
Okay, sure. But a lot.

466
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:15,900
A lot of them.

467
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:17,920
Sniff them too.

468
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,380
I don't want them to be a sniffing
theme.

469
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,300
Okay, no, thanks.

470
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:26,520
Just the star lilies. Thank you.

471
00:34:34,389 --> 00:34:35,389
Oh, really?

472
00:34:35,650 --> 00:34:38,469
Thanks very much. No, I mean, you look
exhausted.

473
00:34:39,030 --> 00:34:40,030
Oh, do I?

474
00:34:41,170 --> 00:34:42,530
You're diddling that kid.

475
00:34:43,389 --> 00:34:45,850
Hey, Lionel, why don't you give her a
kiss?

476
00:34:46,630 --> 00:34:48,250
Oh, my dear.

477
00:34:48,630 --> 00:34:54,389
You know,

478
00:34:57,870 --> 00:35:00,910
Jack, zipless bucks are fine and dandy.

479
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,700
But one of these days you're going to
have to take a risk and let somebody get

480
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:05,700
close to you again.

481
00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:09,960
That's great, you two!

482
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,320
Hello? Hi, it's me.

483
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,180
Me? One dinner and you're already a me?

484
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,640
Sorry, it's Patrick.

485
00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:40,720
I had a great time last night. I'm glad.

486
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,520
You left your bag here. What?

487
00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:45,780
I did not.

488
00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:47,580
You know what Freud would say?

489
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,160
I think it's best to leave Freud out of
this. Don't worry, you're nothing like

490
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:51,738
my mother.

491
00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:54,380
Good. So listen, you want me to bring it
over or something?

492
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,700
Uh, no, gee, you know, you don't have to
do that.

493
00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:00,820
You want to meet for a coffee? What,
you're going to show up at an espresso

494
00:36:00,820 --> 00:36:01,960
carrying my purse?

495
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:03,980
It's going to look a little weird, don't
you think?

496
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,580
I don't care if I look weird. I was
thinking about me, actually. Only

497
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:13,500
you know, sometimes people recognize me
and... Oh, I get it. You know, um, why

498
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:18,280
don't I just pop over tonight and, uh,
pick it up? Well, I'm working tonight.

499
00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:20,900
Why don't you pop over and get me? Uh,
what time?

500
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:22,500
Uh, six.

501
00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:24,180
Oh. Five -thirty.

502
00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:34,460
Uh... Schwarmating Jesus.

503
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:36,900
Oh!

504
00:36:37,740 --> 00:36:38,718
Excuse me, miss.

505
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:39,658
Excuse me, miss.

506
00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:40,660
Hi, what's your name?

507
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:41,920
Oh, my God.

508
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:42,899
Just tell me your name.

509
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,580
Trixie. Trixie. Hi, Trixie. Did you take
one of your torches? Perfect.

510
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,620
Okay, on the count of three, Trixie's
going to throw this torch at me. This is

511
00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:50,500
big finale trick. Here we go. No, I'm
not.

512
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,680
One, two, three.

513
00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:00,320
Okay, here we go. The big fight. Oh,
jeez. Oh, Superman.

514
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,120
Here we go.

515
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,060
Give a big hand for Trixie.

516
00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:13,680
Please buy a shawarma. Thanks a lot.
Have a good day.

517
00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:17,460
This is what you do?

518
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,319
Embarrass people?

519
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,220
Well, if it's raining, I work inside.
Can you get that stuff?

520
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,180
What, and jam mystery meat into
flatbread?

521
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,880
Hey, show some respect when you're
addressing the king.

522
00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:32,660
Mmm.

523
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,240
You were right.

524
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:39,460
These are good. Oh, I told you. You put
the special sauce in yours because I...

525
00:37:39,460 --> 00:37:43,000
I know, but you should be writing, not
wasting your time in a dive like that.

526
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,860
When I'm doing my show, I love watching
them watch me. It's not an ego thing.

527
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,260
It's just all those different reactions.

528
00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:50,060
Oh, my God. I can't imagine.

529
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:52,380
Well, it's fun.

530
00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:53,620
I know, but...

531
00:37:53,710 --> 00:37:57,630
I mean, to me, there is nothing worse
than the idea of having a group of

532
00:37:57,630 --> 00:38:03,830
standing around watching you now. I
mean, it... Oh, God.

533
00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:06,370
What?

534
00:38:09,350 --> 00:38:10,350
It's been years.

535
00:38:10,630 --> 00:38:11,630
Why?

536
00:38:11,930 --> 00:38:13,570
I don't know.

537
00:38:14,690 --> 00:38:16,670
No time.

538
00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:19,590
What with all the drinking.

539
00:38:29,759 --> 00:38:32,160
No. Wait, you know, one more maybe.

540
00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:33,420
You sure?

541
00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:39,840
Oh, Patrick.

542
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,480
So, Jackie.

543
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,940
So what are you doing with an old broad
like me, huh?

544
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:52,920
I mean, how come you don't have a
girlfriend from, like, school or work or

545
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:53,920
something?

546
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:56,260
Oh, it's not like I'm a misanthrope or
something.

547
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:02,100
I mean, I like most people. It's just
there's very few with whom I feel

548
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:04,240
connected. But I always felt that
connection with you.

549
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,558
Oh, really?

550
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,560
Mm -hmm, mm -hmm.

551
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:10,760
Really. I felt it from the moment I
first picked up one of your books.

552
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,940
After two pages. After two paragraphs,
even.

553
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:21,120
And now... Well... Now I feel it all
over.

554
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:25,800
in my brain, in my gut, my magic
Johnson.

555
00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:56,980
What are you, five?

556
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,100
Beat it, shit smear. Come in peace.
Look, White Star Lily is your favorite.

557
00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:04,940
Look, I need a favor.

558
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:06,680
A favor?

559
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:11,680
A favor? Well, that's a good one. Let me
guess. You want the rights to the rest

560
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,800
of my novels for what? Fifty cents this
time? Okay, okay. I deserve that. Go

561
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,820
ahead. Insult me. Beat me. Burn me with
a cigarette. But please, just hear me

562
00:40:17,820 --> 00:40:20,020
out. You know what? I can't wait. Lay it
on me.

563
00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:21,820
Okay. It is Lupe Martinez.

564
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,120
You really...

565
00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:26,760
Really wants to meet with the author,
wants to discuss her character, wants it

566
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,280
to be authentic.

567
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,660
You know, these flaky actor types.

568
00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:34,240
Okay, anyway, I told her I'd arrange it.

569
00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:38,440
Please, Jackie, I'm begging you here.

570
00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:43,000
You know, maybe it'd be more authentic
if you were down on your knees.

571
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:44,300
Oh, that's very mature.

572
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,320
Okay, okay, fine, fine.

573
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:49,920
Fine.

574
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:57,880
Please, Jackie.

575
00:40:59,780 --> 00:41:03,000
I'll make it worth your while. Just tell
me what you want.

576
00:41:05,780 --> 00:41:07,140
Talk to my agent.

577
00:41:15,980 --> 00:41:17,300
Hey, it's Suzanne.

578
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,520
You were right. I love that manuscript.

579
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,180
It's fresh and it's funny and it's sexy.

580
00:41:24,820 --> 00:41:28,900
And... Listen, I can market the hell out
of the fact that he's only 20. Call me.

581
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:43,700
Hey. Hey.

582
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,800
Hi.

583
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,360
What?

584
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:59,180
Nothing. Nothing to... Oh, there's
Suzanne.

585
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:02,600
Hi, guys. Hi.

586
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:08,660
I'm sorry. No, no, no, Patrick just got
here. Oh, this is Boy Wonder, huh? This

587
00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:13,080
is he. I'm really pleased to meet you.
Nice to meet you. I really dug your

588
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:13,919
Oh, thanks.

589
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,580
It's amazing. He totally nailed the
middle -aged protagonist.

590
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:20,200
Yeah, I'm getting pretty good at nailing
middle -aged types.

591
00:42:23,690 --> 00:42:25,170
How are you this evening? Oh, we're
great.

592
00:42:25,450 --> 00:42:30,010
Something to drink? Oh, yes, please. I
would like a painfully dry gin martini

593
00:42:30,010 --> 00:42:32,190
straight up. Three olives? Sounds good
to me.

594
00:42:32,730 --> 00:42:33,730
And for you?

595
00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:35,510
Yeah, what the hell, I'll try that
actually.

596
00:42:36,370 --> 00:42:38,470
Um, you'll have a martini as well?

597
00:42:38,830 --> 00:42:40,890
Yeah, I'm legal. Jackie can vouch for
me.

598
00:42:41,110 --> 00:42:42,110
I can?

599
00:42:42,190 --> 00:42:43,190
You're 21, right?

600
00:42:43,650 --> 00:42:45,930
Right. Oh, of course he is. I forgot.

601
00:42:46,690 --> 00:42:48,750
Okay, three martinis. Back in a jiff.

602
00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:51,890
So, is this your first time meeting?

603
00:42:52,490 --> 00:42:53,490
Yeah.

604
00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:59,700
And it's so great to finally meet my
star pupil. Oh, I'll bet. You know, the

605
00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:01,540
funny thing is I get the feeling we've
met before.

606
00:43:03,420 --> 00:43:06,400
Oh, Suzanne, we're in luck. They have
the photograph.

607
00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:09,640
Oh, fabulous. That's goose liver,
Patrick.

608
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,260
Oh, so did he call?

609
00:43:13,540 --> 00:43:16,580
Of course he called. He made a very
generous offer of five grand.

610
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:21,360
Oh, the fucker. Alas, we all know he
recently received $100 ,000.

611
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,920
So what did you counter with?

612
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,280
$100 ,000 plus one.

613
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,740
I didn't want you to be out your
original option price.

614
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,520
Oh, my God.

615
00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:33,920
You are evil.

616
00:43:34,180 --> 00:43:35,180
I love it.

617
00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:37,540
You must be seething. Oh,

618
00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:39,660
he'll never go for it, though.

619
00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:43,840
If he wants to direct a big, splashy
film, he will. If he wants a big -name

620
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,420
star, he'll go for it, all right.

621
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:47,720
Plus one.

622
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,040
You think?

623
00:43:58,600 --> 00:43:59,600
What's the matter?

624
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,400
I don't know who I just had dinner with.
Who are you? What are you talking

625
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:03,860
about? That's Goose Liver, Patrick.

626
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,200
Well, you didn't know what cannoli was.
Right. See ya.

627
00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:09,120
Oh. Oh, I get it.

628
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,760
You got what you were after, and now you
don't need me anymore. I didn't ask you

629
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,640
to set that up. Did I ask you to set
that up, huh?

630
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:18,280
No. I'm pissed because you treated me
like I was 12 years old, because you

631
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,280
as if we'd never met.

632
00:44:19,630 --> 00:44:22,530
And because you totally shut me out of
your conversation, which, by the way,

633
00:44:22,530 --> 00:44:23,650
more than a little creepy.

634
00:44:23,990 --> 00:44:26,730
Okay, you know, maybe I was a tad over
the top. A tad?

635
00:44:27,010 --> 00:44:31,450
But I didn't want her to know, all
right? I mean, she's a great agent, but

636
00:44:31,450 --> 00:44:34,790
lives to gossip. And I don't need my
private life broadcast all over the

637
00:44:34,790 --> 00:44:37,350
right now. Will you slow down, please?
Because my heels are a lot higher than

638
00:44:37,350 --> 00:44:38,350
yours.

639
00:44:39,030 --> 00:44:40,030
God.

640
00:44:41,910 --> 00:44:42,910
I'm sorry.

641
00:44:43,490 --> 00:44:46,790
I know I sounded like a nasty bitch, but
it's complicated.

642
00:44:51,370 --> 00:44:52,370
I'll drive you home.

643
00:44:53,550 --> 00:44:54,550
Let's go out somewhere.

644
00:44:55,830 --> 00:44:58,710
Oh, you know, I have been out all day.

645
00:44:59,790 --> 00:45:01,850
Oh, well, then let's go to your place.

646
00:45:24,359 --> 00:45:26,080
Long live the theremin.

647
00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:42,020
Sorry. No, it's okay.

648
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,180
I can't sleep either.

649
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,000
Oh, you know what? I should get up and
write. You really think my book will get

650
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,440
published? Oh, it'll get published, all
right.

651
00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:53,240
But what if no one wants it?

652
00:45:56,910 --> 00:45:58,210
It's a great book.

653
00:45:59,350 --> 00:46:00,890
Someone's gonna want it, don't you
worry.

654
00:46:02,370 --> 00:46:03,370
Okay?

655
00:46:03,570 --> 00:46:04,570
Okay.

656
00:46:06,650 --> 00:46:08,070
Oh, God, I envy you.

657
00:46:10,450 --> 00:46:11,770
You envy me? Why?

658
00:46:12,290 --> 00:46:16,650
Because you have a juicy manuscript
sitting fat and ready in an envelope. I

659
00:46:16,650 --> 00:46:18,430
mean... But you're almost done your
latest.

660
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:27,980
Just like the last one. I find that very
hard to believe. No, believe it.

661
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:33,740
And I have to read something for this
fucking pen benefit in two weeks in

662
00:46:33,740 --> 00:46:35,060
of the whole damn writing world.

663
00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:39,580
You know, why did I even say yes?

664
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:40,840
What was I thinking?

665
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:44,420
Oh, shit.

666
00:46:45,180 --> 00:46:47,340
I'm the stupidest guy in the world.

667
00:46:47,580 --> 00:46:48,558
What?

668
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,940
I wasted so much time having faith in
books that suck.

669
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,320
I'll have to go back to sleep.

670
00:46:54,780 --> 00:46:55,780
Oh, that's okay.

671
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,880
It's too bad that while I was in my
weirdo depressed, I don't belong in this

672
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:04,620
world. All fucked up and alone because
I'm the only 16 -year -old prom date

673
00:47:04,620 --> 00:47:05,620
phase.

674
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:11,360
Your books, especially that piece of
shit, Coming of Rage, really helped me

675
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,360
through it.

676
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:18,260
Gave me hope and ideas and a friend.

677
00:47:21,710 --> 00:47:22,850
You write something great.

678
00:47:24,810 --> 00:47:25,810
Don't worry.

679
00:47:27,150 --> 00:47:28,550
You got lots to say.

680
00:47:31,450 --> 00:47:32,450
Thanks.

681
00:47:33,650 --> 00:47:34,650
Sweet dreams.

682
00:47:45,590 --> 00:47:46,590
What's going on?

683
00:47:48,590 --> 00:47:49,810
What day is it today?

684
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,160
Thursday. Shit.

685
00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,540
Did you bring your phone?

686
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,680
No.

687
00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:00,180
Did you bring yours?

688
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:01,480
I didn't bring my phone.

689
00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:04,660
No, hell, she's not answering the phone.
We've got to call her. Maybe we'll go

690
00:48:04,660 --> 00:48:07,480
find a case going down there. Hey, good
morning.

691
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:12,780
Yeah. As you can see, I slept in. You
know, it's just for some reason I

692
00:48:12,780 --> 00:48:13,780
we were doing this tomorrow.

693
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,960
No, Thursday. No, we didn't. Did we do
it? Oh.

694
00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:21,700
Anyway, is there any way we can
rearrange it? No, actually, I'm not

695
00:48:21,700 --> 00:48:22,700
have Roman tomorrow.

696
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:25,500
Oh. We can wait while I get ready.

697
00:48:26,020 --> 00:48:29,800
That'd be great. Why don't you come back
in, what, say, an hour?

698
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:33,500
Well, you know, if you don't mind, maybe
we could go on in, get some pickup

699
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:38,380
shots of the house, because we are going
to do the house tour thing today. Yeah,

700
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:39,860
that would be good.

701
00:48:40,860 --> 00:48:43,540
Yeah, uh, yeah. Oh, okay, sure.

702
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,220
What's going on? What's going on?

703
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,460
Fucking documentary people.

704
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,560
Can you hang her out of the bed?

705
00:48:59,780 --> 00:49:01,820
Oh, I don't know. I got tons of shit to
do. Okay,

706
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,120
here's what we're gonna do.

707
00:49:04,700 --> 00:49:06,160
I have to give them a tour of the house.

708
00:49:06,540 --> 00:49:11,240
So, I'll start them up here, and then,
like, go down to the basement, and you

709
00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:12,920
can, like, slip out.

710
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:14,720
You want me to wait in here?

711
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,540
Yes. I gotta take a piss.

712
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:19,500
Please.

713
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,540
No problem. I'm just going to quickly
make some coffee. Get function without

714
00:49:42,540 --> 00:49:44,580
caffeine. We could shoot you doing that.

715
00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:46,040
Well, we're rolling.

716
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,280
We have a theme.

717
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:53,520
Find a letter.

718
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:11,180
Actually, before we do that, let's
quickly get some footage of you reading

719
00:50:11,180 --> 00:50:12,180
one of your novels.

720
00:50:18,100 --> 00:50:18,640
She

721
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:29,980
was

722
00:50:29,980 --> 00:50:35,060
adept at sizing up people, sizing up and
pinning down the botanist.

723
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,180
talent for identification and
classification.

724
00:50:38,780 --> 00:50:40,400
But she couldn't pin him down.

725
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:47,560
Still,

726
00:50:49,260 --> 00:50:55,080
she knew she would take him home.

727
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,020
There's something about me you should
know.

728
00:51:00,420 --> 00:51:02,620
Is someone upstairs?

729
00:51:04,590 --> 00:51:05,590
No.

730
00:51:05,850 --> 00:51:07,410
It's old plumbing.

731
00:51:07,890 --> 00:51:09,930
Actually, nature's calling.

732
00:51:10,130 --> 00:51:14,370
The bathroom's just upstairs. Is the
bathroom upstairs? Yes, the bathroom is

733
00:51:14,370 --> 00:51:15,370
upstairs.

734
00:51:17,290 --> 00:51:18,290
Thanks.

735
00:51:50,910 --> 00:51:53,370
Jacky York at the Rowland.

736
00:51:56,450 --> 00:51:58,650
Hall of Fame. By Jacky York.

737
00:51:59,550 --> 00:52:00,550
Oh!

738
00:52:12,590 --> 00:52:13,590
That's it?

739
00:52:15,270 --> 00:52:17,090
Oh. Okay.

740
00:52:17,580 --> 00:52:20,520
So can we do the house tour now? I was
thinking we could start in my bedroom.

741
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:24,700
You know, actually, I think we should
get a couple more shots of you reading,

742
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:29,820
and then we'll do the main floor because
we're already lit in here for that.

743
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,280
Okay, ready? Okay.

744
00:52:35,020 --> 00:52:37,280
There's something about me you should
know.

745
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:41,080
Okay, she said, and waited for him to
speak.

746
00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:44,140
He leaned in, cupped his hand.

747
00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:46,630
and whispered hot into her ear.

748
00:52:46,890 --> 00:52:47,890
Hi there.

749
00:52:49,730 --> 00:52:50,850
Oh, hi.

750
00:52:51,150 --> 00:52:56,190
Um, who's this? Oh, this is my personal
assistant.

751
00:52:56,690 --> 00:52:59,350
One of the higher studies, you know.

752
00:52:59,890 --> 00:53:04,630
So, um, don't forget to pick up that dry
cleaning.

753
00:53:06,290 --> 00:53:07,850
Right. Please?

754
00:53:08,550 --> 00:53:09,550
Bye.

755
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,000
You kid, huh?

756
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:22,380
You have called. I'm not home. Leave a
message at the... Hi.

757
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:24,140
It's me again.

758
00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:25,660
Pick up the phone.

759
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:30,420
All right. Call me when you get in.

760
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:34,840
It's Jackie.

761
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:36,360
Pick up.

762
00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:39,640
Oh, come on.

763
00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:42,700
Don't be a baby.

764
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:44,440
Pick up the fucking phone.

765
00:53:46,620 --> 00:53:47,620
Fine.

766
00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:50,260
Who cares?

767
00:54:00,780 --> 00:54:01,780
Hi.

768
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,920
If you've come for your dry cleaning, I
don't have it. You know, funny.

769
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:10,980
Okay, guys.

770
00:54:12,420 --> 00:54:13,420
See you later.

771
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:14,680
Here you go.

772
00:54:15,740 --> 00:54:16,740
Here.

773
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,160
So can I come in?

774
00:54:23,620 --> 00:54:24,620
What for?

775
00:54:24,780 --> 00:54:28,420
A roll in the hay before you steal away
under the cover of darkness? Please

776
00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:29,440
spare me the histrionics.

777
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,100
Okay. No, Patrick.

778
00:54:31,460 --> 00:54:36,560
What? Look, it's just, they think Lionel
and I are an item. You know, I mean,

779
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:39,900
they've shot themes of us together, and
it would make them look foolish, you

780
00:54:39,900 --> 00:54:40,900
know, and I don't want to do that.

781
00:54:41,310 --> 00:54:42,410
So you and Lionel are an item?

782
00:54:44,170 --> 00:54:45,530
It's a long and stupid story.

783
00:54:46,330 --> 00:54:47,330
Can I come in, please?

784
00:54:49,130 --> 00:54:51,990
I signed, took the book, he disappeared,
and I look like an idiot.

785
00:54:52,810 --> 00:54:56,170
And what, you think I'm some kind of
Danny Blair? No, that's not what I

786
00:54:56,170 --> 00:54:58,870
But what I think is not exactly the
point, you know?

787
00:55:00,910 --> 00:55:02,710
I'm not going to be your dirty little
secret.

788
00:55:04,350 --> 00:55:06,010
Oh, come on. No, I'm serious.

789
00:55:06,270 --> 00:55:07,470
I like you a lot.

790
00:55:07,790 --> 00:55:09,170
I don't want to just hide out with you.

791
00:55:10,060 --> 00:55:10,999
Has it been so horrible?

792
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,000
No.

793
00:55:12,140 --> 00:55:13,140
That's the problem.

794
00:55:13,460 --> 00:55:17,800
Sooner or later, I'm going to want to go
see a movie with you. Or go to a bar

795
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,540
and shoot some pool. The play pool?

796
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:21,840
Yeah, I used to.

797
00:55:22,020 --> 00:55:24,000
Or go to a bar and beat your ass at
pool.

798
00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:27,900
Or go to a concert. Or go to the Penn
Benefits to hear you read.

799
00:55:28,220 --> 00:55:32,360
What is it, some kind of ultimatum? No,
I just think it's wise to stop now

800
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,120
before I get too embroiled.

801
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:46,940
What if I don't want to stop?

802
00:56:49,210 --> 00:56:50,370
We'll see you next time.

803
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:13,820
Meromorphic systems engineering.

804
00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:15,700
What? You're kidding.

805
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,480
They're really going to do that. People
change.

806
00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:18,700
Really? Yeah.

807
00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:20,000
Guess who's coming?

808
00:57:20,220 --> 00:57:21,680
They said that they were coming, right?

809
00:57:21,940 --> 00:57:22,940
I don't know.

810
00:57:23,020 --> 00:57:24,480
Yes. Paul.

811
00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:26,080
I don't think so.

812
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:30,500
Good. Good. Well, we're probably going
to go. It's getting a little cold and

813
00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:31,500
late.

814
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:27,360
piece of your car here you shouldn't
leave home without it

815
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:37,120
your

816
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:43,200
muffler my muffler yeah where should i
put it just

817
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:50,100
anywhere can i come in no it's just um

818
00:58:50,100 --> 00:58:56,980
you know I had a moment of clarity
tonight in that sea of youthful

819
00:58:56,980 --> 00:59:01,640
I realized that, you know, maybe this
whole thing isn't such a good idea.

820
00:59:02,140 --> 00:59:05,420
You're going to let a couple of ditzy
titsies run your life? No, it's not just

821
00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:09,140
that. I mean, your gal pal was stupid
enough to say something.

822
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:11,240
Everyone else is just thinking.

823
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:12,680
Who cares? I care.

824
00:59:13,420 --> 00:59:15,780
I'm going to be 40 in a couple of days.

825
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:16,759
So what?

826
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:20,800
So, I mean, someday I might have to meet
your mother.

827
00:59:21,210 --> 00:59:23,410
My problem. Or your father. His problem.

828
00:59:23,910 --> 00:59:29,110
I just think we should stop it before we
become too... Embroiled.

829
00:59:29,390 --> 00:59:30,950
Embroiled. Listen, if... No.

830
00:59:35,050 --> 00:59:36,050
So that's it?

831
00:59:36,070 --> 00:59:37,930
No, you know, we could be friends.

832
00:59:38,670 --> 00:59:39,670
Friends.

833
00:59:39,990 --> 00:59:42,710
Friendship often ends in love, but love
and friendship never, right?

834
01:00:04,910 --> 01:00:09,010
This is where my heart takes my tear.

835
01:00:09,690 --> 01:00:14,170
This is where I can't help myself.

836
01:00:14,790 --> 01:00:20,850
This is where I feel like I failed
again.

837
01:00:25,210 --> 01:00:30,190
This is where I want retaliation.

838
01:00:30,490 --> 01:00:34,010
And if I could, I'd steal your soul.

839
01:00:36,270 --> 01:00:43,230
This is where I stopped and I gave in.
We're not here. Leave

840
01:00:43,230 --> 01:00:44,230
a message.

841
01:00:45,170 --> 01:00:46,930
It's Patrick, I guess.

842
01:00:48,010 --> 01:00:49,010
Talk to me.

843
01:00:55,910 --> 01:00:57,790
We're not here. Leave a message.

844
01:00:58,090 --> 01:01:00,270
Jackie, get up. It's important.

845
01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:01,490
Answer the phone.

846
01:01:01,850 --> 01:01:05,150
Oh, geez, come on already. Wake up,
girl. I've got news.

847
01:01:06,070 --> 01:01:08,450
Oh, big news, girl. Good news.

848
01:01:08,850 --> 01:01:10,150
Ka -ching, ka -ching.

849
01:01:11,190 --> 01:01:13,430
Oh, I give up. I'll call you later.

850
01:01:18,510 --> 01:01:19,670
Aren't you going to thank me?

851
01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:22,210
I've paid you. I don't have to thank
you.

852
01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:36,960
Can you take this home service stuff?

853
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:42,800
Brandy, I don't know, but the brandy has
this thing about fanny.

854
01:01:44,140 --> 01:01:45,360
What a doll.

855
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:47,600
Coffee?

856
01:01:47,900 --> 01:01:48,900
Please.

857
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:54,820
I just love the character of Anna.

858
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:59,940
Thanks. I'm finally going to have a
chance to flex my acting muscle.

859
01:02:00,660 --> 01:02:01,840
Have you seen the script?

860
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,420
I haven't. It's not there yet.

861
01:02:05,710 --> 01:02:06,710
You know what I was thinking?

862
01:02:06,890 --> 01:02:08,770
I was thinking maybe she could sing.

863
01:02:09,030 --> 01:02:10,030
I think.

864
01:02:10,870 --> 01:02:11,870
Sing?

865
01:02:12,130 --> 01:02:14,930
Like a singing surgeon?

866
01:02:15,330 --> 01:02:16,810
Yes, yes, yes.

867
01:02:17,810 --> 01:02:20,150
No, not while she's working, you know.

868
01:02:20,790 --> 01:02:21,790
I don't know.

869
01:02:22,410 --> 01:02:26,170
But the point is, I'm not signing on
until she's a fully developed character.

870
01:02:26,470 --> 01:02:27,490
Just like in the book.

871
01:02:29,190 --> 01:02:32,250
So you haven't actually signed yet?

872
01:02:32,570 --> 01:02:37,170
No. You know what I think should come
true is her incredible bravery.

873
01:02:37,650 --> 01:02:38,650
Yeah,

874
01:02:39,050 --> 01:02:40,390
watch it.

875
01:02:40,630 --> 01:02:47,070
Yes, well, you know, Anna is very brave,
but so are you.

876
01:02:47,610 --> 01:02:53,070
I am. To tackle such a complex role with
a director who's never even done a

877
01:02:53,070 --> 01:02:57,690
feature before, that's brave. Because
you don't want to get out there and it

878
01:02:57,690 --> 01:03:02,090
really inflects your acting muscle and
not have a director who's on the same

879
01:03:02,090 --> 01:03:05,630
page. You just screw it up. But I have a
good feeling about Demi.

880
01:03:06,130 --> 01:03:08,310
And I'm famous for my intuition.

881
01:03:09,030 --> 01:03:10,030
I bet.

882
01:03:12,450 --> 01:03:16,810
So I guess you've seen his short film,
huh?

883
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:19,180
No, he never mentioned.

884
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,580
No, no, no, no, Grande.

885
01:03:25,580 --> 01:03:26,580
Yay.

886
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:28,640
Yay.

887
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:32,480
Oh, Danny, you're such a doll.

888
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:37,880
Hey.

889
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:42,720
Hey. Can I help you? Uh, well, yeah, oh,
you know, uh...

890
01:03:42,970 --> 01:03:46,710
I'm working for Danny Blair. He's
directing Miss Martinez's next project.

891
01:03:46,710 --> 01:03:50,390
know. And, uh... He's not around right
now. Yes, I know. He isn't. I just

892
01:03:50,390 --> 01:03:53,990
to... He wants me to deliver this to him
personally. Tell you what. I will give

893
01:03:53,990 --> 01:03:56,990
it to him. You know, it's very
important. I mean, he... I don't care in

894
01:03:56,990 --> 01:03:57,509
Don't worry.

895
01:03:57,510 --> 01:04:00,170
She'll get it. Okay, that'd be great.
Thank you.

896
01:04:00,550 --> 01:04:01,790
Thanks. Thanks very much.

897
01:04:09,690 --> 01:04:11,210
What's with the Blanche DuBois lady?

898
01:04:11,820 --> 01:04:12,759
Special occasion?

899
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:14,920
I don't know. Is anybody else coming?

900
01:04:15,220 --> 01:04:16,600
No, you said.

901
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,560
Lordy, lordy, look who's 40.

902
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,700
Well, I saved my best lines for the
page, sweetie.

903
01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:28,540
Oh, come on, Jackie. You are a very
attractive, youngish woman.

904
01:04:29,020 --> 01:04:30,020
What is this?

905
01:04:30,220 --> 01:04:33,700
Rhubarb mousse cake with a nonfat cream
cheese icing.

906
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,720
But before we eat...

907
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:43,880
Stymaster in a box with a pen?

908
01:04:45,260 --> 01:04:50,540
No, it's a cappuccino maker.

909
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:55,540
Yes. Wow, I love it. Happy birthday.

910
01:04:55,900 --> 01:04:56,900
Thank you, sweetie.

911
01:04:57,280 --> 01:05:03,660
So, I got some brandy. I thought we'd
relax, get comfortable, watch a movie.

912
01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:05,580
That sounds good. What you got?

913
01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:09,760
The original Napoleon.

914
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:14,240
Brandy.

915
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:28,380
Or brandy, Jackie.

916
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,260
No, I'm good.

917
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:44,440
Oh, here, I'll give you a little rub.
Not to worry.

918
01:05:46,020 --> 01:05:47,020
Okay.

919
01:05:48,860 --> 01:05:49,860
Oh.

920
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:57,020
You know, I've been thinking, Jack,
about this posing as lovers

921
01:05:57,020 --> 01:05:58,020
thing.

922
01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,480
Mm -hmm.

923
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:06,740
Well, I've been thinking and thinking
and thinking about

924
01:06:06,740 --> 01:06:07,880
it. Oh, God!

925
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:09,200
What? What is it?

926
01:06:09,820 --> 01:06:10,820
My head!

927
01:06:11,450 --> 01:06:12,450
It's so bad.

928
01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:13,710
Really? Oh, yeah.

929
01:06:14,130 --> 01:06:15,130
Uh -huh.

930
01:06:15,330 --> 01:06:17,710
You know, I think I have to go home and
go to bed.

931
01:06:18,330 --> 01:06:20,510
Can I call you tomorrow and we can talk?

932
01:06:21,210 --> 01:06:24,390
Yeah. No, no, of course. Of course you
can. Okay.

933
01:06:24,770 --> 01:06:27,330
You want me to take you home? Oh, no,
you just stay here and watch the movie.

934
01:06:27,390 --> 01:06:29,290
Thank you, honey. That was really fun.

935
01:06:29,530 --> 01:06:32,110
Uh -huh. Thanks for that. You're okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah.

936
01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:57,540
Proceed to the living room. Open parcel
1A followed by envelope number 2. Play

937
01:06:57,540 --> 01:06:59,360
the new Gob CD and proceed to the
kitchen.

938
01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:02,160
Open 2A followed by envelope number 3.

939
01:07:02,620 --> 01:07:04,580
Pour yourself a dip one.

940
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:08,540
Proceed to the bathroom and open 3A
followed by envelope number 4.

941
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:09,880
Run a hot bath.

942
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,100
Pour in the Mr. Bubbles. Relax.

943
01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:17,360
Sip the whiskey. And when the music
stops, open 4A followed by envelope

944
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:22,060
5. And put on the sexy t -shirt and
proceed to the kitchen.

945
01:07:23,890 --> 01:07:26,230
Open 5A and envelope number 6.

946
01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:28,110
And ta -da!

947
01:07:28,590 --> 01:07:31,330
Pop the corn and proceed to the living
room.

948
01:07:31,530 --> 01:07:32,530
Ha -ha!

949
01:07:32,570 --> 01:07:34,230
You can't watch this tape alone.

950
01:07:34,590 --> 01:07:40,510
And remember, at 20 the will reigns, at
30 the wit, and at 40 the judgment. Use

951
01:07:40,510 --> 01:07:41,710
it. Call me.

952
01:07:56,620 --> 01:07:57,620
Yeah? Hi, Mom.

953
01:07:59,460 --> 01:08:01,420
No, no, no, no.

954
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:06,100
They'll give the money.

955
01:08:06,300 --> 01:08:08,620
They'll give the money to someone who
wants it.

956
01:08:09,980 --> 01:08:12,920
Someone who wants to be a neuromorphic
engineer. I don't know.

957
01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:22,279
Don't, don't. Just let him watch it. Go.
Turn him.

958
01:08:24,129 --> 01:08:25,250
Okay. Bye.

959
01:08:30,149 --> 01:08:31,149
Hi.

960
01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:32,750
It's me.

961
01:08:33,330 --> 01:08:38,890
I know, I'm sorry to call so late,
but... Can I come over?

962
01:08:39,689 --> 01:08:42,069
Oh! Wait! You're on my hair!

963
01:08:43,109 --> 01:08:46,670
Why isn't this working?

964
01:08:48,850 --> 01:08:50,310
I have to massage her, huh?

965
01:08:51,950 --> 01:08:54,370
You want to ruin these seats? You know,
these seats are beautiful.

966
01:08:55,109 --> 01:08:56,370
You like them? Yeah.

967
01:08:57,210 --> 01:08:58,210
I just got them.

968
01:08:58,649 --> 01:09:00,189
Yeah, I can see that. They're lovely.

969
01:09:00,510 --> 01:09:01,510
Are they expensive?

970
01:09:01,630 --> 01:09:02,629
On sale.

971
01:09:02,630 --> 01:09:03,630
No.

972
01:09:08,990 --> 01:09:10,250
Maybe a change of scenery?

973
01:09:10,930 --> 01:09:11,930
Well, yeah.

974
01:09:31,349 --> 01:09:35,250
What? The music's a bit much.

975
01:09:43,930 --> 01:09:47,510
You know, I think the water is too hot.

976
01:09:51,529 --> 01:09:54,610
I just don't think my heart is into
this.

977
01:09:54,930 --> 01:09:56,090
My heart's into it.

978
01:09:56,630 --> 01:09:58,130
I slumped in it.

979
01:10:06,150 --> 01:10:10,610
Have you heard about my lady

980
01:10:10,610 --> 01:10:16,970
But I guess she's not my lady

981
01:10:16,970 --> 01:10:17,970
anymore

982
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:51,380
You know, I never thought I'd hear from
you again.

983
01:10:51,980 --> 01:10:53,160
Notice anything different?

984
01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:55,340
I've been lifting weight.

985
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:56,560
Very impressive.

986
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:02,200
Notice anything else?

987
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:06,440
No frontal lobe scarring.

988
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:07,680
The teeth.

989
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:09,880
I had them whitened with lasers. See?

990
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:13,420
You know, I never thought I'd hear from
you again.

991
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:15,380
Had to say it was a pleasant surprise.

992
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:18,260
Long story short...

993
01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:23,040
Listen to that.

994
01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:25,920
Reminds me of Chet Baker. No one else
could achieve that particular sound.

995
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:29,680
Most people think of Chet as a trumpet
player, but in fact, he played the

996
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:30,680
flugelhorn. Did you know that?

997
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:32,340
I guess you're aware of his trouble with
drugs.

998
01:11:32,660 --> 01:11:36,140
Did you see the movie they made about
his life? They depicted his descent into

999
01:11:36,140 --> 01:11:39,160
addiction and... Illustrated how the
music suffered.

1000
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:42,860
Unfortunate, really. He was a very
unique and interesting man.

1001
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:45,120
You okay?

1002
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:47,960
You need to get stooped.

1003
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:50,920
So that's bridge.

1004
01:11:51,420 --> 01:11:52,700
I could fix you up with someone.

1005
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:55,020
Oh, no.

1006
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:58,240
Not the globes on it. I'm telling you,
you'll love this guy.

1007
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:04,260
He's been all around the world. He's
handsome. He's independently wealthy.

1008
01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:05,300
That's your offensive humor.

1009
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:09,320
I never said that. Yes, you did. I said
he's not a laugh -a -minute.

1010
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:12,660
He enjoys a good joke just like the rest
of us. Well, how come you don't want

1011
01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:14,380
him? He's too old. He's 47.

1012
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:16,920
47 is too old?

1013
01:12:18,580 --> 01:12:20,360
For me, it is.

1014
01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:27,790
Oh, I don't know. I get such a horrible
idea.

1015
01:12:29,110 --> 01:12:32,110
So I should give him your number? No,
no.

1016
01:12:32,550 --> 01:12:36,990
It has to be, you know, something
casual, like a dinner or something with

1017
01:12:36,990 --> 01:12:38,470
people around, so it's not so obvious.

1018
01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:39,608
All right.

1019
01:12:39,610 --> 01:12:40,930
I'll have a dinner at my place.

1020
01:12:42,190 --> 01:12:43,190
All right.

1021
01:12:44,970 --> 01:12:45,970
Oh,

1022
01:12:46,650 --> 01:12:48,910
there's something else you should know
about him.

1023
01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:52,150
Married, incontinent, or herpetic?

1024
01:12:52,710 --> 01:12:54,470
None of the above. It's his name.

1025
01:13:14,690 --> 01:13:21,410
What's she doing?

1026
01:13:21,770 --> 01:13:24,470
Not coming out. Lupe, sweetheart.

1027
01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:47,580
Swallowed the wrong way. That's fine.

1028
01:13:48,220 --> 01:13:49,660
So who else is coming?

1029
01:13:49,980 --> 01:13:53,600
You, me, Rod, Natasha Zostak. Oh, Jesus.

1030
01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:56,480
Patrick and his date. I can't remember
her name.

1031
01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:00,380
Who's bringing a date?

1032
01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:03,420
Yeah. Some friend from out of town.

1033
01:14:03,860 --> 01:14:05,180
I told him to bring her along.

1034
01:14:15,530 --> 01:14:17,290
You'll be focused on Rod anyway.

1035
01:14:17,890 --> 01:14:18,890
Eh?

1036
01:14:22,350 --> 01:14:26,490
You know, I've traveled quite a bit in
that corner of the world, and I must

1037
01:14:26,490 --> 01:14:28,010
prefer New Zealand to Australia.

1038
01:14:29,730 --> 01:14:33,510
How interesting. Crystal, tell me, what
exactly do you do?

1039
01:14:33,870 --> 01:14:38,710
Well, most of the year I teach yoga and
aerobics, and then in the summers I go

1040
01:14:38,710 --> 01:14:39,710
tree planting up north.

1041
01:14:40,210 --> 01:14:42,490
Really? Why would you do that?

1042
01:14:43,630 --> 01:14:45,850
You camp out, meet tons of people.

1043
01:14:46,370 --> 01:14:50,670
And the fun part would be the... The
people camping out?

1044
01:14:52,410 --> 01:14:54,930
So, do they have bathroom facilities?

1045
01:14:55,330 --> 01:14:56,330
They would.

1046
01:14:57,090 --> 01:14:58,310
How dolorous.

1047
01:14:59,250 --> 01:15:03,050
It means distressing. Or deplorable.

1048
01:15:04,350 --> 01:15:06,070
It's important work, though.

1049
01:15:06,290 --> 01:15:09,910
Well, true. I mean, you're planting
bathroom facilities for future

1050
01:15:11,370 --> 01:15:13,070
I never even thought of it that way.

1051
01:15:13,710 --> 01:15:19,730
You sure you want another one?

1052
01:15:20,930 --> 01:15:23,270
Does an aerobics instructor shit in the
woods?

1053
01:15:26,310 --> 01:15:31,090
One of the most memorable images from my
travels was a couple of years ago in

1054
01:15:31,090 --> 01:15:35,510
the South Pacific when an entire pod of
whales beached themselves overnight.

1055
01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:41,580
Oh, startling. Absolutely startling.
Imagine these huge bloated forms, you

1056
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:44,160
stretched out along the sand as far as
the eye could see.

1057
01:15:44,580 --> 01:15:45,980
Sounds like Waikiki Beach.

1058
01:15:48,340 --> 01:15:49,340
Need a hand?

1059
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:51,060
Jackie will help, won't you, Jackie?

1060
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:57,440
You better slow down, baby.

1061
01:15:57,960 --> 01:15:58,960
I'm fine.

1062
01:15:59,460 --> 01:16:01,460
I'm just a little tense, that's all.

1063
01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:03,340
You like him, don't you?

1064
01:16:04,140 --> 01:16:05,520
Who? Rod.

1065
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:09,560
Rod Poker?

1066
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:13,320
Some of that crystal, huh?

1067
01:16:13,580 --> 01:16:16,660
Not exactly a rocket scientist, is she?
Well, I think she's sweet.

1068
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:19,320
Like Pandy Foss.

1069
01:16:20,420 --> 01:16:21,640
Rod's kind of handsome, eh?

1070
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:25,280
He's still outdoorsy. The guy looks like
he just stumbled out of a knitting

1071
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:26,280
instruction booklet.

1072
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:27,920
God, Joe Dickey.

1073
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:31,360
I can't imagine what the man of your
dreams looks like.

1074
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:34,820
Suzanne, that was fantastic.

1075
01:16:35,300 --> 01:16:38,020
Thank you. My specialty, veal piccata.

1076
01:16:38,510 --> 01:16:42,870
You know, the last time I had it was in
this charming, rather funny little cafe

1077
01:16:42,870 --> 01:16:43,769
in Vienna.

1078
01:16:43,770 --> 01:16:45,170
How interesting.

1079
01:16:45,470 --> 01:16:51,770
God, I am so weary of the mendacious
assertion that traveling to interesting

1080
01:16:51,770 --> 01:16:54,250
places automatically makes one
interesting.

1081
01:16:54,710 --> 01:16:56,190
Well, I beg to differ.

1082
01:16:56,470 --> 01:16:59,530
Oh, just differ, Natasha. No one wants
to see you beg.

1083
01:17:01,390 --> 01:17:04,050
Excuse my boarding house reach.

1084
01:17:04,270 --> 01:17:07,370
Like self -funding games until someone
loses an eye.

1085
01:17:08,110 --> 01:17:10,490
So, um, what are you working on
nowadays?

1086
01:17:10,990 --> 01:17:15,570
Well, actually, I just completed my
third volume of Heronion.

1087
01:17:16,370 --> 01:17:20,010
Heronion? It's politically correct porn
that doesn't get you horny.

1088
01:17:20,670 --> 01:17:21,670
Oh, really?

1089
01:17:22,450 --> 01:17:24,430
It's selling extremely well.

1090
01:17:25,390 --> 01:17:27,370
So, um, seconds, anyone?

1091
01:17:27,870 --> 01:17:29,130
No, thanks. I'm stuffed.

1092
01:17:29,470 --> 01:17:31,110
You didn't even touch the veal.

1093
01:17:31,330 --> 01:17:34,210
I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat anything
with a face.

1094
01:17:35,270 --> 01:17:36,510
How unfortunate.

1095
01:17:38,190 --> 01:17:39,190
Except for the cow.

1096
01:17:39,930 --> 01:17:40,930
Excuse me.

1097
01:17:43,290 --> 01:17:46,710
So, uh, anyone for dessert?

1098
01:17:52,850 --> 01:17:53,850
What?

1099
01:17:54,770 --> 01:17:57,610
Look. What? I'm sorry, okay?

1100
01:17:57,950 --> 01:18:04,450
It's just, you know, you're such a
bright and interesting guy, you know? I

1101
01:18:04,450 --> 01:18:07,210
hate to see you wasting yourself.

1102
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:09,240
Oh, really? And why would you care?

1103
01:18:10,420 --> 01:18:16,860
I mean, you know, you're so smart, and
you're funny, and

1104
01:18:16,860 --> 01:18:23,240
great, you know? And I mean, that girl,
aside

1105
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:29,020
from the fact that she's young and fit
and trim, what could you possibly see in

1106
01:18:29,020 --> 01:18:30,020
her?

1107
01:18:30,220 --> 01:18:34,720
Well, for one thing, she's kind and
honest.

1108
01:18:39,820 --> 01:18:40,419
I'm sorry.

1109
01:18:40,420 --> 01:18:41,560
I know I'm sorry.

1110
01:18:41,980 --> 01:18:46,060
But much more importantly, she's brave.

1111
01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:53,320
She does what she feels is right in her
own heart, doesn't give a rat's ass what

1112
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:54,320
other people think of her.

1113
01:18:54,700 --> 01:18:58,380
She'd rather be laughed at for who she
is than live out some dreary lie.

1114
01:19:01,860 --> 01:19:06,100
Maybe she can't quote Tennyson, but
she's smart enough to know that life's

1115
01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:08,020
fucking short to waste her creative
energy.

1116
01:19:08,440 --> 01:19:10,540
The best part of herself producing crap.

1117
01:19:11,460 --> 01:19:13,960
Vindictive crap mired in self
-importance.

1118
01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:16,940
You truly disappoint me, Jackie.

1119
01:19:18,460 --> 01:19:19,960
I mean, just look at yourself.

1120
01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:21,460
You are pathetic.

1121
01:19:59,670 --> 01:20:00,670
Excuse me.

1122
01:20:00,770 --> 01:20:01,770
Hi.

1123
01:20:02,310 --> 01:20:07,510
I, uh, I never thought I'd say this, but
I've read all your books.

1124
01:20:07,810 --> 01:20:08,749
Oh, yeah?

1125
01:20:08,750 --> 01:20:10,110
I'm like your biggest fan.

1126
01:20:10,370 --> 01:20:11,349
Thanks.

1127
01:20:11,350 --> 01:20:14,270
I was wondering if you could maybe sign
my book.

1128
01:20:14,770 --> 01:20:19,250
You know, I don't really do that anymore
now, but... Oh.

1129
01:20:20,250 --> 01:20:21,250
I see.

1130
01:20:21,330 --> 01:20:22,330
What the hell?

1131
01:20:24,370 --> 01:20:25,370
What's your name?

1132
01:20:25,670 --> 01:20:26,670
Jacob.

1133
01:20:31,310 --> 01:20:32,310
Morning. Hi.

1134
01:20:32,630 --> 01:20:33,810
Hey. Did you forget?

1135
01:20:34,130 --> 01:20:35,870
No. Come on in. Again?

1136
01:20:37,730 --> 01:20:39,850
Morning. Are you okay?

1137
01:20:40,270 --> 01:20:41,270
Oh, yeah.

1138
01:20:41,530 --> 01:20:43,910
Just criminally hungover.

1139
01:20:44,590 --> 01:20:45,590
Oh, dear.

1140
01:20:45,830 --> 01:20:48,610
How about I make the coffee while you
get ready?

1141
01:20:48,810 --> 01:20:50,310
Sounds like a plan. Okay.

1142
01:20:50,910 --> 01:20:54,510
Start in tight and stay down when being
close for this. You'll mind later.

1143
01:20:57,730 --> 01:20:58,730
Okay.

1144
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:02,300
When did you say this thing was going to
air?

1145
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:06,860
Not next Thursday, but the Thursday
after that, which is the same night as

1146
01:21:06,860 --> 01:21:11,040
Penn benefit, which I understand you're
the big star this year.

1147
01:21:11,660 --> 01:21:12,660
Yeah.

1148
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,300
What channel is it?

1149
01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:16,880
It's channel five.

1150
01:21:17,260 --> 01:21:18,260
It's prime time.

1151
01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:19,940
Big audience.

1152
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:21,920
Maybe you should write it down.

1153
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:25,480
No, I'll remember that.

1154
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:27,140
Okay, so are you almost ready?

1155
01:21:27,380 --> 01:21:28,820
Yeah, whenever you are. Okay.

1156
01:21:29,350 --> 01:21:30,650
So... We are rolling.

1157
01:21:30,890 --> 01:21:34,370
Why don't you tell us about what you're
working on? It's been a while since you

1158
01:21:34,370 --> 01:21:35,370
put out a book.

1159
01:21:35,670 --> 01:21:41,610
Uh, yes. Um, and that's because I'm
trying something that's a bit of a

1160
01:21:41,610 --> 01:21:42,610
for me.

1161
01:21:42,690 --> 01:21:49,250
I am working with a male protagonist who
is a distinctly unsavory character.

1162
01:21:49,610 --> 01:21:55,490
Can you tell us what it's about? It's a
darkly comic tale about a young film

1163
01:21:55,490 --> 01:21:58,190
director who has oodles of ambition, but
sadly...

1164
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:04,280
No talent. And eventually his own
ambition leads to his demise.

1165
01:22:04,540 --> 01:22:05,540
Sounds delicious.

1166
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:08,420
Now, does this have anything to do with
Danny Blair?

1167
01:22:09,660 --> 01:22:12,720
Excuse me? The young film producer who
manipulated you?

1168
01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:16,460
Acquired the screen rights to your most
popular novel for a dollar while you

1169
01:22:16,460 --> 01:22:17,119
were dating?

1170
01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:18,320
Is that what people think?

1171
01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:21,840
And then once the deal was closed, he
ended the relationship.

1172
01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:24,840
You know, first of all, the book has...

1173
01:22:25,130 --> 01:22:31,590
nothing to do with that i i'm a fiction
writer i invent and you know allow

1174
01:22:31,590 --> 01:22:37,330
me also to uh to set the record straight
on mr blair it the the relationship

1175
01:22:37,330 --> 01:22:43,210
which you know quite quite frankly was
um well nothing more than a sexual

1176
01:22:43,210 --> 01:22:50,150
diversion ended when donnie um danny
discovered that i will that i

1177
01:22:50,150 --> 01:22:56,590
was becoming involved with lionel
heathcote i think And, you know, no skin

1178
01:22:56,590 --> 01:23:02,750
my nose, because when the film gets
made, it's going to be great, great for

1179
01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:03,750
sales.

1180
01:23:04,230 --> 01:23:07,550
Well, thanks for being so candid. Gosh,
you're wonderful.

1181
01:23:08,190 --> 01:23:15,130
No, it feels good to set the record
straight, you know.

1182
01:23:17,150 --> 01:23:18,530
Get the truth out there.

1183
01:23:19,450 --> 01:23:22,290
So when can we expect the boot to come
out? Are you close to finishing?

1184
01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:23,790
Yeah.

1185
01:23:24,390 --> 01:23:27,990
I'm... I'm just polishing.

1186
01:23:28,430 --> 01:23:29,430
Yeah.

1187
01:23:33,450 --> 01:23:35,690
Just... just polishing.

1188
01:23:39,290 --> 01:23:40,290
Jackie?

1189
01:23:40,990 --> 01:23:42,390
Are you all right?

1190
01:23:43,050 --> 01:23:46,490
Actually, I'm very fucking tired.

1191
01:23:47,310 --> 01:23:50,130
Well, I guess that's understandable.

1192
01:23:50,410 --> 01:23:52,410
I feel sick.

1193
01:23:54,990 --> 01:23:56,430
we should just finish this tomorrow.

1194
01:23:57,450 --> 01:23:59,410
We'll come back when you're feeling more
yourself.

1195
01:24:00,490 --> 01:24:01,490
More myself.

1196
01:24:02,490 --> 01:24:03,490
Yeah.

1197
01:24:04,110 --> 01:24:05,110
Yeah.

1198
01:24:05,470 --> 01:24:06,470
Right.

1199
01:24:09,470 --> 01:24:16,270
Actually, um... Do you think we could
just

1200
01:24:16,270 --> 01:24:17,590
take it from the top?

1201
01:24:19,010 --> 01:24:21,230
You want to start the whole thing over?

1202
01:24:30,070 --> 01:24:32,410
Yeah. Too bad.

1203
01:24:33,290 --> 01:24:34,950
Oh, what a shame. Gotta go.

1204
01:24:58,090 --> 01:25:00,690
Please call me home, I pray.

1205
01:25:02,030 --> 01:25:06,490
And tell me... Hi, it's Jackie again.

1206
01:25:07,170 --> 01:25:08,750
Could you call me back, please?

1207
01:25:12,850 --> 01:25:16,230
Um, I'm trying to get in touch with
Patrick.

1208
01:25:16,930 --> 01:25:17,970
Have you heard from him?

1209
01:25:18,410 --> 01:25:21,310
Yes, I've heard from him. He withdrew
his manuscript.

1210
01:25:22,770 --> 01:25:23,770
What?

1211
01:25:24,710 --> 01:25:25,710
Why?

1212
01:25:26,110 --> 01:25:29,130
Said he was suffering from
disillusionment. He was going to put his

1213
01:25:29,130 --> 01:25:30,130
numbers.

1214
01:25:32,710 --> 01:25:33,710
Hi,

1215
01:25:33,990 --> 01:25:38,210
I'm looking for Patrick. You know,
the... Oh, Patrick quit.

1216
01:25:38,730 --> 01:25:41,590
I think he went back to school or
something.

1217
01:25:54,670 --> 01:26:00,830
I cannot be without you no more than the
sky.

1218
01:26:03,170 --> 01:26:09,850
And when I dream of this, put your wish
on my lips.

1219
01:26:37,070 --> 01:26:40,550
Tonight we go behind the scenes with
award -winning novelist Jackie York.

1220
01:26:41,670 --> 01:26:46,090
So, Jackie, why don't you tell us about
what you've been working on? It's been a

1221
01:26:46,090 --> 01:26:47,610
while since you put out a book.

1222
01:26:48,150 --> 01:26:55,070
Well, the truth is I've spent the last
11 months trying to wreak revenge in

1223
01:26:55,070 --> 01:26:56,070
the guise of a novel.

1224
01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:07,700
The reputed love affair that I've been
conducting with Lionel Heathcote is a

1225
01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:08,700
complete sham.

1226
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:15,840
My dearest friend, being very patient

1227
01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:21,900
and exceedingly kind, agreed to pose
publicly as my lover. It was

1228
01:27:21,900 --> 01:27:28,040
just a pathetic attempt on my part to
save face after I got dumped.

1229
01:27:28,860 --> 01:27:30,180
Holy shit.

1230
01:27:42,280 --> 01:27:45,620
about that, man. You just sort of took
off on me there.

1231
01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:50,300
Feeling utterly foolish and humiliated,
I decided, oh, it would be a marvelous

1232
01:27:50,300 --> 01:27:52,860
idea just to skewer Mr. Blair on the
page.

1233
01:27:53,460 --> 01:28:00,300
The fact of the matter is that
bitterness and revenge don't inspire

1234
01:28:00,300 --> 01:28:01,300
of worth.

1235
01:28:02,060 --> 01:28:05,660
I've been paralyzed for over a year.

1236
01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:09,940
Blocked. The book is non -existent.

1237
01:28:10,460 --> 01:28:12,340
Holy shit! Shit!

1238
01:28:24,100 --> 01:28:25,880
My husband hogs a remote.

1239
01:28:26,200 --> 01:28:27,740
This way I can control it.

1240
01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:37,380
Foolish and humiliated. I decided...
Hey, change that bed for a second.

1241
01:28:37,860 --> 01:28:39,420
No! Please, come on!

1242
01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:41,900
No! Just give me the damn thing.

1243
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:47,460
You can't have everything you want, boy.
Why divulge now on national television?

1244
01:28:47,640 --> 01:28:48,640
Why take the risk?

1245
01:28:49,480 --> 01:28:53,980
Because life's too short to cower in the
shadows.

1246
01:28:55,340 --> 01:29:00,620
It is better to be hated for who you are
than to be loved for who you are not.

1247
01:29:01,440 --> 01:29:07,320
Holy shit. Who said that? I like to
memorize clothes and impress people

1248
01:29:07,710 --> 01:29:12,690
Belting them at opportune moments. It's
a pretentious game. I'm very good at it.

1249
01:29:13,290 --> 01:29:14,290
Stop the bus!

1250
01:29:14,410 --> 01:29:16,310
You're very good at a lot of things.
Stop the bus, man!

1251
01:29:16,530 --> 01:29:17,530
Ah!

1252
01:29:17,630 --> 01:29:19,390
Ah! Holy shit, what was that?

1253
01:29:19,950 --> 01:29:24,070
What was that? Jesus Christ! I'm fucking
blind, you old boot! That was me!

1254
01:29:24,730 --> 01:29:25,770
Stop the bus!

1255
01:30:25,190 --> 01:30:26,550
Hello? Patrick?

1256
01:30:27,690 --> 01:30:28,690
Hello?

1257
01:30:32,850 --> 01:30:33,850
Oh,

1258
01:30:36,450 --> 01:30:40,190
and you know one other thing? I don't
actually play that piano. It's...

1259
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:43,240
It's really just a very expensive plant
stand.

1260
01:30:46,180 --> 01:30:51,180
Like, even that's not entirely true. I
mean, I know one song.

1261
01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:55,220
Would you play it for us? And recklessly
exhibit my deficiencies on national

1262
01:30:55,220 --> 01:30:57,040
television? Sure.

1263
01:30:57,440 --> 01:30:58,440
Why not?

1264
01:30:59,220 --> 01:31:04,780
Uh... You made me love you.

1265
01:31:05,060 --> 01:31:08,680
I didn't want to do it. I didn't...

1266
01:31:21,769 --> 01:31:23,870
Oh, bud, thank you!

1267
01:31:34,550 --> 01:31:39,450
Oh, thanks, man. I need to get... What
are you doing?

1268
01:32:05,650 --> 01:32:07,030
Jackie? Jackie.

1269
01:32:07,930 --> 01:32:10,230
Hey. Oh, hey.

1270
01:32:10,590 --> 01:32:11,590
That's it. Hey.

1271
01:32:12,610 --> 01:32:15,250
Danny stopped payment on his check. Oh,
really? What a surprise.

1272
01:32:15,690 --> 01:32:19,370
And how many times have I asked you
about the book, about this tonight?

1273
01:32:20,090 --> 01:32:22,530
Huh? I could have got you out of this.

1274
01:32:23,810 --> 01:32:26,190
Nice to see you. Thanks for coming.

1275
01:32:27,130 --> 01:32:30,130
You didn't have to humiliate yourself in
front of an international audience.

1276
01:32:30,690 --> 01:32:32,230
I mean, what are you going to read now?

1277
01:32:33,260 --> 01:32:34,380
This place is crawling.

1278
01:32:35,320 --> 01:32:37,280
It's crawling with writers, with
journalists.

1279
01:32:37,760 --> 01:32:38,760
You should get sick.

1280
01:32:39,100 --> 01:32:42,900
Jackie, get sick right here, right now.
Suzanne, it's going to be fine.

1281
01:32:51,300 --> 01:32:52,300
Hey.

1282
01:32:54,100 --> 01:32:55,760
Hey, hey, that's it, hey?

1283
01:32:56,720 --> 01:32:58,700
My lead pulls out, my financing crashes.

1284
01:32:59,120 --> 01:33:02,580
You and I had a deal and you... Habitage
me? So I take it that they wasn't

1285
01:33:02,580 --> 01:33:03,580
impressed with the stab?

1286
01:33:03,860 --> 01:33:04,960
I did well on video.

1287
01:33:05,540 --> 01:33:07,560
I am so gonna sue your ass.

1288
01:33:08,060 --> 01:33:10,560
What goes around comes around.

1289
01:33:35,660 --> 01:33:36,519
Did you?

1290
01:33:36,520 --> 01:33:37,680
Oh, you did good.

1291
01:33:42,960 --> 01:33:49,520
Since 1921, PEN International has come
to the aid of writers

1292
01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:54,240
around the world who've been imprisoned
and punished for expressing their

1293
01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:58,760
opinions. And I'd like to thank you all
tonight for your generous support and

1294
01:33:58,760 --> 01:34:00,880
for coming out, especially in this
weather.

1295
01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:03,260
And now, without further ado...

1296
01:34:03,640 --> 01:34:08,840
I would like to introduce to you my
oldest and dearest friend, a woman truly

1297
01:34:08,840 --> 01:34:14,400
the free world and one who understands
how it feels to express her opinion.

1298
01:34:14,780 --> 01:34:18,060
Ladies and gentlemen, my friend, Jackie
York.

1299
01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:34,960
Got my invitation here. As you know, I
was invited here this evening to read

1300
01:34:34,960 --> 01:34:36,400
from my new novel.

1301
01:34:37,020 --> 01:34:42,440
Now, if you happen to see the interview
on television tonight, you might think

1302
01:34:42,440 --> 01:34:45,520
that I don't actually have one to read
from.

1303
01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:47,320
But I do.

1304
01:34:47,920 --> 01:34:52,740
It is the beginning of a work in
progress, and I would like to share it

1305
01:34:52,740 --> 01:34:53,740
you.

1306
01:34:54,520 --> 01:34:58,440
Henry ran himself a bath and padded
naked to the kitchen.

1307
01:34:59,200 --> 01:35:00,240
To get the toaster.

1308
01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:16,620
Henry was depressed.

1309
01:35:17,500 --> 01:35:19,140
Depressed and in love.

1310
01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:21,880
The girl couldn't have been more than
19.

1311
01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:24,780
She sold freshly squeezed juice.

1312
01:35:25,210 --> 01:35:29,290
in the labyrinth below the skyscraper
where Henry had his law office.

1313
01:35:36,950 --> 01:35:38,530
Excuse me. Yeah?

1314
01:35:39,010 --> 01:35:44,990
Excuse me. All day long, she stood in a
giant fiberglass orange

1315
01:35:44,990 --> 01:35:46,890
underneath the ground.

1316
01:35:47,890 --> 01:35:53,370
Henry would descend twice, sometimes
thrice a day, and they would chat while

1317
01:35:53,370 --> 01:35:54,370
prepared his drink.

1318
01:35:59,600 --> 01:36:05,220
Truth be told, all that citrus was
killing his bladder but it was worth it.

1319
01:36:05,580 --> 01:36:07,780
Her eyes were big and sad.

1320
01:36:08,120 --> 01:36:13,860
She wore a silver ring on her thumb and
an expression that said, I know

1321
01:36:13,860 --> 01:36:15,060
something you don't.

1322
01:36:25,820 --> 01:36:30,230
He knew that if he asked, She would
probably go out with him.

1323
01:36:31,310 --> 01:36:32,410
Stop it, he thought.

1324
01:36:32,850 --> 01:36:33,850
It's ridiculous.

1325
01:36:35,470 --> 01:36:40,750
Embarrassing. He surveyed his bald spot.
He thought about his 42 years and about

1326
01:36:40,750 --> 01:36:44,970
how his friends would laugh and whisper
if he started dating the girl from the

1327
01:36:44,970 --> 01:36:45,970
orange.

1328
01:36:46,290 --> 01:36:50,070
He plugged the toaster into the socket
and stepped into the bath.

1329
01:36:51,230 --> 01:36:55,250
As he watched the elements heat up and
glow orange, he was overcome with the

1330
01:36:55,250 --> 01:36:57,130
desire to see her one more time.

1331
01:36:57,770 --> 01:37:02,790
He stepped out of the bath, carried the
toaster back to the kitchen, and made

1332
01:37:02,790 --> 01:37:04,510
himself an English muffin.

1333
01:37:05,610 --> 01:37:08,050
Ridiculous, he said, between bites,
embarrassing.

1334
01:37:09,050 --> 01:37:10,690
But Henry was mistaken.

1335
01:37:12,950 --> 01:37:14,730
Because love may be many things.

1336
01:37:15,750 --> 01:37:19,790
Torturous, mad, blinding, even
misguided.

1337
01:37:21,670 --> 01:37:23,130
But it's a pure thing.

1338
01:37:23,730 --> 01:37:27,070
Like art, like music, it connects us.

1339
01:37:27,630 --> 01:37:34,290
brings us closer to the meaning of it
all, closer to God, and it is never

1340
01:37:34,290 --> 01:37:38,230
ridiculous, never embarrassing.

1341
01:37:40,210 --> 01:37:41,210
Thank you.

1342
01:38:04,380 --> 01:38:06,500
Patrick? Oh, my God.

1343
01:38:07,020 --> 01:38:09,540
It's okay, ma 'am. What the hell are you
doing?

1344
01:38:10,740 --> 01:38:12,900
No, this happens to be my date.

1345
01:38:18,820 --> 01:38:19,820
Sorry, man.

1346
01:38:24,120 --> 01:38:25,120
Are you all right?

1347
01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:26,760
Yeah, never better.

1348
01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:30,280
I take it you saw the show.

1349
01:38:30,560 --> 01:38:31,560
Yep.

1350
01:38:31,600 --> 01:38:32,780
Yeah, I liked it a lot.

1351
01:38:33,740 --> 01:38:37,420
You didn't think it was too schmaltzy?
No, I think you were very brave to go

1352
01:38:37,420 --> 01:38:39,340
with a happy ending. I mean, it's just
not done with.

1353
01:38:40,100 --> 01:38:41,280
Hey, now you tell me.

1354
01:38:43,520 --> 01:38:44,520
Hey,

1355
01:38:51,580 --> 01:38:52,940
you know what the word special means?

1356
01:38:53,400 --> 01:38:54,760
I don't know for sure.

1357
01:38:57,120 --> 01:38:59,680
The way I'm gonna go, you know.

1358
01:39:00,160 --> 01:39:01,420
I don't know.

1359
01:39:07,180 --> 01:39:13,880
Don't know, don't know But who knows
that I'll be so

1360
01:39:53,130 --> 01:39:55,390
Thank you.

1361
01:40:56,139 --> 01:40:58,600
I hear you calling.

1362
01:41:12,839 --> 01:41:14,820
Calling for me out in the night.

1363
01:41:15,440 --> 01:41:17,000
But it's all bad.

1364
01:41:18,720 --> 01:41:20,160
And I know that.

1365
01:41:22,680 --> 01:41:27,620
I see you now about the fifth time,
baby. But you know that I got nothing to

1366
01:41:27,620 --> 01:41:31,240
say. It's so charming to look on your
face.

1367
01:41:31,760 --> 01:41:35,720
But your eyes are lighting something I
just can't feel now.

1368
01:41:36,200 --> 01:41:40,440
I've been around to fly your heart. I'm
looking for you just to show the light

1369
01:41:40,440 --> 01:41:41,440
of my day.

1370
01:41:42,190 --> 01:41:44,570
You've got to make it, you've got to be
on your way.

1371
01:41:45,190 --> 01:41:47,630
I've been brought up with a head full of
news.